BaffoonMC
Server Information
| Address | playbaffoonmc.net |
| MOTD | BaffoonMC|GRAND OPENING WEEK The gates ofHeavenandHellare open. |
| Server Status | Online Checked <1 minute ago |
| Players | 0/20 |
| Location |  United Kingdom |
| Minecraft Version | 26.3 |
| Website | http://store.playbaffoonmc.net |
| Registered By | wolf_warrior101 |
| Registered Since | November 7th, 2026 02:43 PM EST |
| Last Update | November 7th, 2026 02:44 PM EST |
| Theme | Other |
| Tag(s) | Land Claim PvP |
Statistics
| Uptime | 100% |
| Vote(s) | 2 |
| Rank | 2439 |
| Score | 3 |
| Favorited | 0 |
About This Server
BaffoonMC: a server of giant imagination
Survival with a twist. Above the world is Heaven, and below it is Moloch’s Realm. What you do decides which way your soul leans.
🔥 Moloch, the Devourer
Far beneath the world, a giant bull god waits in his pyramid, ringed by a wall nearly 7,000 blocks out. Feed his hunger with offerings and sacrifices. When it’s full, he rises, and the whole server fights him together.
☁️ Heaven and God
The End is now Heaven: floating islands, the Seven Heavens, and God Himself, a giant, disappointed grandad who won’t go down easily. Beat Him and a World Egg falls.
⚔️ Steal, scheme, capture
Stealing, scams and even kidnapping are part of the game. Drag your rival to Moloch’s fire if you dare. Griefing and harassment aren’t allowed, so it stays cosy.
✨ 100+ custom items
Quantum armour, the Blade of Potential, the Homunculus in a Flask, Jotun’s Crown (be twice the size and build in 2×2), and parasites that let you crawl inside animals.
🎩 30+ hats
Collect, wear and trade them in your Wardrobe.
🏡 The basics, done properly
Golden-shovel land claims
A player Market and a Server Shop
Homes and /rtp
Vote ranks from Newcomer to Ancient, with a Vote Shop
A live web map and a full wiki
Join: playbaffoonmc.net · Java Edition, latest version
Discord: discord.gg/CSWgcxxrBY
Wiki and store: store.playbaffoonmc.net
Grand opening week is on now. Come and claim the best land first!
Survival with a twist. Above the world is Heaven, and below it is Moloch’s Realm. What you do decides which way your soul leans.
🔥 Moloch, the Devourer
Far beneath the world, a giant bull god waits in his pyramid, ringed by a wall nearly 7,000 blocks out. Feed his hunger with offerings and sacrifices. When it’s full, he rises, and the whole server fights him together.
☁️ Heaven and God
The End is now Heaven: floating islands, the Seven Heavens, and God Himself, a giant, disappointed grandad who won’t go down easily. Beat Him and a World Egg falls.
⚔️ Steal, scheme, capture
Stealing, scams and even kidnapping are part of the game. Drag your rival to Moloch’s fire if you dare. Griefing and harassment aren’t allowed, so it stays cosy.
✨ 100+ custom items
Quantum armour, the Blade of Potential, the Homunculus in a Flask, Jotun’s Crown (be twice the size and build in 2×2), and parasites that let you crawl inside animals.
🎩 30+ hats
Collect, wear and trade them in your Wardrobe.
🏡 The basics, done properly
Golden-shovel land claims
A player Market and a Server Shop
Homes and /rtp
Vote ranks from Newcomer to Ancient, with a Vote Shop
A live web map and a full wiki
Join: playbaffoonmc.net · Java Edition, latest version
Discord: discord.gg/CSWgcxxrBY
Wiki and store: store.playbaffoonmc.net
Grand opening week is on now. Come and claim the best land first!
What is the server IP for BaffoonMC?
The IP address for BaffoonMC is playbaffoonmc.netHow do I join BaffoonMC?
Open Minecraft's multiplayer server menu, add a new server, and enter playbaffoonmc.net as the server address. Save it, then select the server to connect.What Minecraft version does BaffoonMC support?
BaffoonMC supports Minecraft version 26.3.Some servers also accept older or newer versions. Check on their Discord server or website for exact compatibility information.